Devious Journal Entry

RULES:
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
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3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations!!! You will want to... but don't!!!


Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- no
Been arrested? --- No
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- No
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- No
Been suspended from school? --- yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- No
Totaled your car in an accident? --- Yes
Been fired from a job? --- yes
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- no
Seen someone die? --- No
Played spin-the-bottle? --- yes
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- No
Sat on a rooftop? --- no
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? --- no
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- no
Sleepwalked? --- yes
Walked a moonlit beach? --- No
Ridden a motorcycle? --- No
Dumped someone?(rejected them???) --- no
Forgotten your anniversary? --- no
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- No
Blacked out from drinking? --- yes
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- No
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- yes
Been falling-down drunk? --- yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- no
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- no
Puked on an amusement ride? --- yes
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Yes
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- Yes
Been on TV? --- yes
Shot a gun? --- no
Skinny-dipped? --- no
Caused someone to need stitches? --- Yes
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- yes
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? --- no
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No
Passed out when not drinking? --- no
Peed in a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- no
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten cheesecake? --- No
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- No
Peed your pants in public? --- yes ^///^
Written graffiti? --- No
Loved someone you shouldn't? --- yes
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- No
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- yes